I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I found this way too funny.
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
Seriously, watch the whole thing.
If you make your child feel like shit almost everyday of their life you shouldn’t have the privilege of being a parent.
I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS
Kilgharrah: the marriage counsellor.
sceneentire movie was brilliant perfect amazingwritten by Jesus.